What is there to say about Mondays (without using the word "hate")?

What is there to say about everyone's least favorite day of the week? Thanks to ThinkExist.com, here are a few quotes. (Like Mondays themselves, occasionally you find a good one).

“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.”

 H. Allen Smith quotes (American Writer, 1906-1976)

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.”

 Groucho Marx quote (American Comedian, Actor and Singer, 1890-1977)\

“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code”

 Dan Salomon quotes

 

“MONDAY, n. In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.”

 Ambrose Bierce quotes (American Writer, Journalist and Editor, 1842-1914)

 

“Your idea of bliss is to wake up on a Monday morning knowing you haven't a single engagement for the entire week. You are cradled in a white paper cocoon tied up with typewriter ribbon.”

 Edna Ferber quotes (American novelist, short-story writer, and playwright 1887-1968)

 

“I always give 100% at work:

13% Monday

22% Tuesday

26% Wednesday

35% Thursday

4% Friday”

Comments

[Greg]

W.T.F I like it!

[Doug Menzer]

I like that there is even a Facebook fan page called..."after monday and tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F."

http://www.facebook.com/pages/after-monday-and-tuesday-even-the-calendar-says-WTF/196562966370